Bald eagle

I did something spontaneously irrational today, something I'm already regretting.

I went down the high street...no, that's not it...I went down the high street and when passing Cut Above, the local gents hairdressers, found myself walking in through the door almost involuntarily and asking for a head shave.

They gave me one, right there and then.

I am now completely bald.

I have no idea what came over me. It's taken years of love and dedication to cultivate my white boy dreads. A hair style I've been fiercely proud of since my late teens, and now they're gone. All chopped off in less than 10 minutes.

Fuck!!

I look totally stupid without any hair. My face looks all fat, cheeks a-bulging, like I'm a squirrel that's been out collecting nuts.

Oh well, I told you I was bored...